![]() 12/20/2018 at 14:02 • Filed to: Oppositelock, Raplopnik, Wraplopnik | ![]() | ![]() |
Image via Zazzle.com’s custom wrapping paper configurator
Or would you call this Oppo for Gifts? Either way, have some “A90 Supra camo
” style
wrapping paper. Wrap gifts with it, heck, wrap your whole car with it!
Here’s the high-res original. I can make edits if y’all have specific design requests.
Lots of custom wrapping paper options are out there, I just used Zazzle for the mockup pictured at the top.
![]() 12/20/2018 at 14:05 |
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Man, I should’ve bought Stuttgart’s cheapest car this summer, wrapped it up in this and messed with some heads, hahahahahaha.
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Not too late to do it to the race Porsche? :P
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Stuttgart’s cheapest?
Behold:
I want this $500 944 so badly but I don’t have space for it.
10/10 would engine swap, wrap in OPPO paper, and pretend it’s some kind of resto-mod program.
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heck, wrap your whole car with it!
Okay.
![]() 12/20/2018 at 14:35 |
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If you really wanted to mess with some heads, you would have snuck into the local Porsche dealer in the dead of night and given a GT3RS Oppo stripes.
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Epic! You win Oppo points for your excellent fast-wrapping skills!
*Oppo P oints Awarded (x2)*
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Oh boy! Oh boy! Oh boy! I WON!!!
![]() 12/20/2018 at 14:43 |
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The deed has been done. Parsh Oppo achieved!
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... so, uh, how do I sign up for the Oppo sponsorship? Because (aside from your atrocious use of Courier New) I’d wrap my Porsche in that.
![]() 12/20/2018 at 15:09 |
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Where’s the paper? I don’t see anything except a random Hyundai sedan here.
![]() 12/20/2018 at 16:04 |
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gud parsh
![]() 12/20/2018 at 16:05 |
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If the engine is good, though, it’s worth fixing. So smooth. So good.
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Oh, I was going to get like, some rusted-out, barely-passed-TÜV Twingo or something for like €200 on mobile.de while I was over there this summer. Ended up blowing the money on more
‘Ring laps instead. Womp womp.
(NEXT TIME.)
![]() 12/20/2018 at 16:38 |
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Courier New is my Placeholder Font until I find a hi-res version of the Oppo logo...
I can render some nice Oppo camo and/or tesselation wrap patterns. The Porsche pictured is from a google image search but I can do far more specific camo than what’s rendered there.
Do you have a side view of your Porsche? I can photoshOppo...
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I’d say “just google 997.2 GTS” but all of those losers failed to order the CORRECT wheels, which are SILVER. Not this black-on-black shit.